Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf” (Accurate Satire)

Kissinger, the most famous living practitioner of international statecraft

by Alfred Heinz //  Source: Global research

NEW YORK – USA – In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East. [ACCURATE SATIRE]

Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics.

“The United States is bating China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We’re like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it’s bang bang. The coming war will will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that’s us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment.”

“Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.”

Mr Kissinger then added: “If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised.”

After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on:

“We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the global government that wins. Don’t forget, the United States, has the best weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those weapons to the world when the time is right.”

End of interview. Our reporter is ushered out of the room by Kissinger’s minder.

27 comments on “Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf” (Accurate Satire)

  1. You are dreaming JEW to take our land from us(Middle east) you know that we will bring Palestine back from the occupation on it.
    and you are a good reason to make Arab hate the Government of America by putting people like you on leader places.

  2. I think Henry Kissinger, psychologically is a 9 years old abused vicious boy. He is smart, but his rational mind is developed very very little. It is up to us to raise our voice against these kinds of ideas which have killed people by thousands under the cover of religion, specially organized religion.

  3. Sick man. People & nations need peace & harmony instead of war, it doesn’t matter what religion, faith or belief you have but you have to have respect for others. Kissinger’s expansionist mind set will take US & the world into trouble. Does he think that people in China, Russia & Middle East will let go off their freedom so conveniently????

    He doesn’t stop here, he goes furtehr with “Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.” He is talking like Dajjal.

  4. This whole article was an “ACCURATE SATIRE”.. that means this is not a real interview with Henry Kissinger.. it’s political satire … it’s a fictious dialogue between Kissinger and the reporter. Truth be told it is the truth, regardless of whether Kissinger actually said these words or not. He and Zgienew Bryzynski are from the same political school of thought. Russia is and has been in their gun sights as part of the plan for a one-world government. Russia and China must be neutralized as global threats to U.S. hegenomy for this plan to work.

  5. Would the website itself (webmaster, manage, etc) confirm that this is a SATIRE? I took it seriously at first, then checked the Global research page that mentioned ACCURATE SATRIE, then I saw all these serious comments and thought again it might be serious, and finally the last comment seems to agree that this is just a joke. To clarify this once for all, would we get a final clarification please.

  6. That’s it , I was waiting for this long long time ago……

    you have to save this on your desk folks…

    it’s coming…….

  7. “O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment.” (speaking about the inhailation of the majority of world population and nuclear haulocaust)
    the man is a psycho !!!!

  8. please some one tell me where we can find the source of the statement of Mr. Henry Kissinger, it should be published in some famous magazine or show etc., we need to be sure that such statement is really his not fabricated from Syrian intelligence or others.

    • luqman – saudi arabia <
      fabricated from Syrian intelligence or others.?????
      really? are you insane or are you just high?

    • This article was first published in The Daily Squib in November 2011. It is not a real interview, just make believe. The paper is a cynical paper famous for publishing the scandals of celebrities. (The name itself The Daily Squib means: The Daily Bomb)

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  10. http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=home
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  12. It’s very naeive on part of any real person to just blame these statements on some country or out of space world creatures. Come on , enough is enough, you better be on the look and at least do something to prevent it from happening ,like by uniting your forces , your region, your thoughts, your resources, . there is an old say UNITED YOU STAND. DIVIDED YOU FALL.

  13. Weather HK’s comments are right or wrong, the clear message it delivers to the world’s population, especially those living in the Middle East, is to be wiser, act wiser, plan wiser, and believe in your ability that you too can change many things and on the top to avert what HK and his colleagues have planned and dreamed for the poeple.

  14. Mr. HK…
    When the mind is gone…the imagination can, and will run really wild!
    It’s really shame to see these kind of words coming out of an old fool instead of wise words that could bring peace, harmony and calm where it is much needed today in our mad world-not only the Middle East, but the entire world.. UNLESS he is NO fool, and perhaps, we all are the ones who are the naive??? Are we??
    Where the greed is taking us? Is it always about money, oil, power and foolish power that can only lead US and it will, to over the cliff someday soon!
    Why don’t we ever learn from our past history? How many empires have concurred but then they have all crumbled and vanished weaker than ever imagined that it could ever happen to any of them at the peak of their glory days..BUT it did.
    I hope the world will come to its senses before it’s too late.. I hope WE the people have the will to say what’s right, and do what our own conscious tell us as human being to another, and never allow to repeat the ugly side of our past history to one another AGAIN.. I am talking about all human kind regardless of faith, color and religion too
    Mr. HK, I remember you when you came to Egypt when I was growing up as a little boy, when you met with our President Sadat (may he rest in peace) many times over and over to architect the what had seemed then to be the “impossible if not the absolute impossible then” the Peace with Israel and Egypt… why the changes now, Sir? Why alter and follow the wrong path instead of continuing in making peace in this mad world? What have gone wrong, Sir? Your true assets that you can leave behind, is your achievements, your noble work, and the great memory for other to follow when the hope seems to be heading to the edge of a cliff..
    Thank you

  15. Henry Kissinger is a Zionist crazy SOB. He is getting old and will die soon and wants the whole world to die with him. He should be put in a mental hospital.

  16. Once known for the depth and wisdom of his analysis, old Henry is a now a rambling idiot who lost all his marbles “Kill as many Arabs as possible.?” Pardon me, This came from his mouth>

  17. Guys, there is some truth in what he is saying, look Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and now Syria with no actual reason for US troops to be on the ground. despite the tragedy of 9/11, US and other EU armies did not -up to date- win an actual war against terror and that’s the way it shall be. the illegal seedlings in Palestine things like the anti-islamic movie all are goo recruitment tools for dumb-asses from both sides to fight against each others. one shall not forget the role Kissinger played his own government and people to empower Israel in the 60s and 70s despite so many peace offers from the Arab leaders back then. maybe he exaggerated a bit but there is some truth in it.

  18. not good for american diplomacy , what he said , ( if he truly said it ) i personnally doubt that he truly said something stupid like this hhhhh

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